Funny Stress Related Quotes & Sayings

Mirrors should reflect before sending an image. — Jean-Luc Godard

You only hit a straight ball by accident. The ball is going to move right or left every time you hit it, so you had better make it go one way or the other. — Ben Hogan

I felt the first inkling of a thing that presently grew quite clear in my mind, that oppressed me for many days, a sense of dethronement, a persuasion that I was no longer a master, but an animal among the animals, under the Martian heel.With us it would be as with them, to lurk and watch, to run and hide; the fear and empire of man had passed away. — H.G.Wells

All that children can properly require of their parents is that they tolerate their own muddled spectrum - that they neither insist on the lie of perfect happiness nor lapse into the slipshod brutality of giving up. — Andrew Solomon

Your young heart is a wild, elastic thing. Now, I fear that age and time and experience stretches it too hard, too far, and it will never snap back. — Karina Halle

Anything you attend to carefully can bring blessing ... — James Hillman

People are hungry because they're eating empty foods. Mine are full, and so am I. — Ricky Williams

Yeah, well I'm not aspiring to be the Prime Minister. — Alexander Downer

This season is a lot funnier, not as dark, mainly because, well, she has accepted the fact that she is dead. She knows she cannot go back to where she was when she was alive. — Ellen Muth

My mom had four kids, one with special needs. She had a full-time job, and she still came home and made dinner for us every night, from scratch. It was amazing. — Eva Longoria

Holy crap. I wondered if God knew what was happening. Did he even care? — Cameo Renae

If every woman who's had an abortion took tomorrow off in protest, America would grind to a halt. And that would be symbolic: because women grind to a halt if they are not in control of their fertility. — Caitlin Moran

You always ought to have tom cats arranged, you know - it makes 'em more companionable. — Noel Coward

Doubtless it was so, and she could take no revenge, for he was not altered, or not for the worse. She had already acknowledged it to herself, and she could not think differently, let him think of her as he would. No: — Jane Austen