Funny Stress Level Quotes & Sayings

Anything with no head is dead, and anything with two heads is a freak. — Adrian Rogers

Actually, however, life begins less by reaching upward, than by turning upon itself. But what a marvelously insidious, subtle image of life a coiling vital principle would be! And how many dreams the leftward oriented shell, or one that did not conform to the rotation of its species, would inspire! — Gaston Bachelard

The Retirement Savings Drain: The Hidden & Excessive Costs of 401(k)s, — Anthony Robbins

To know all about anything is to know how to deal with it under all circumstances. — William Kingdon Clifford

Muslim caliphs Arabicised this name and issued 'dinars'. — Yuval Noah Harari

E-mail is a modern Penny Post: the world is a single city with a single postal rate. — Anne Fadiman

To state a lie firmly, categorically and with great authority, undeterred by the fact that all concerned know it to be a lie, is one of the principal activities defined by the term practising law. — Stephen Vizinczey

Yeah, right," Minho said. "And Frypan's gonna start having little babies, Winston'll get rid of his monster acne, and Thomas here'll actually smile for once."
Thomas turned to Minho and exaggerated a fake smile. "There, you happy?"
"Dude," he responded. "You are one ugly shank. — James Dashner

The brut first knows death when it dies, but man draws consciously nearer to it every hour that he lives; and this makes his life at times a questionable good even to him who has not recognised this character of constant anaihilation in the whole of life. — Arthur Schopenhauer

Functionality is overrated. — Kody Keplinger

When you cut down to the micro-level in the West, I think we have a great deal to be worried about. And it's odd because the American leadership, again in both parties, tends to take comfort in the idea that bin Laden is just an inspirational symbol now. — Michael Scheuer

Sometimes the only answer to death is lunch. — Jim Harrison

Legs shaved?"
I nodded
"Other ... things ... shaved?"
"As much as they are ever going to be, yes, now move on." That was where I drew the line of this conversation. — Cora Carmack

The search for the lessons of the new science is still in progress, really in its infancy. In this realm, three is a new kind of freedom, where it is more rewarding to explore than to reach conclusions, more satisfying to wonder than to know, and more exciting to search than to stay put. Curiosity, not certainty, becomes the saving grace. — Margaret J. Wheatley

I just want to make whatever is exciting. — Spike Jonze