Funny Stoner Girl Quotes & Sayings

The martial music of every sideburned delinquent on the face of the earth. — Frank Sinatra

I was a classic attention deficit disorder kid, always bored and mouthing off at school. — Stephen Rodrick

Cyrus squinted through the rain at the old man, at the truck, at the crackling Golden Lady. What was going on? None of this seemed real. But it was. The rain on his skin. The soggy waffle and drooping napkins. The smell of gunpowder. — N.D. Wilson

You drank my blood?" Nick
"Aye" Aeron
"Dude, that's gross. I hope you brushed your teeth afterward. Saw a dentist. Drank a gallon of Listerine." Nick
"I told you he wouldn't be angry for it." Nashira — Sherrilyn Kenyon

You must exercise your caution in laying your plans, but be bold in carrying them out. — P.T. Barnum

Facts are counterrevolutionary. — Eric Hoffer

I've always been about how will digital be transforming established businesses, and that's what I've done. — Laura Lang

Too late Bella. Now, it's too late. Show me. — J.R. Ward

O Lord open our hearts to heed to thy holy word. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The human mind is itself a miraculous machine. I am writing right now, but I have no idea how this is happening. I know that my brain is composed of a cerebrum, a cerebellum, and a medulla oblongata, but these are just words. I know that electrical impulses are involved somehow, but that is about the extent of my understanding of the mechanics. And while I at least have an intuition as to how an airplane works, I really have none with respect to my brain. Frankly, lots of what appears on my computer screen is as much a surprise to me as it is to you. I certainly never expected over my oatmeal and English muffin this morning to be writing about Bernoulli's principle today. For that matter, I have no idea why I like English muffins. But I do. — Evan Mandery