Funny Stolen Shot Quotes & Sayings

I am always jumping into the sausage grinder and deciding, even before I'm half ground, that I don't want to be a sausage after all. — Jessamyn West

I don't know, I think that if I had any regrets, that would cancel out the great people that I have in my life. All the tough stuff that I've gone through that I don't wish on no one else has brought a beautiful community to me. — Lemon Andersen

I have been working a lot, and I like it. And you know, it's hard for me not to. I guess I've been working a lot because I get to play with brilliant people. — Charlize Theron

I entered literary life as a meteor, and I shall leave it like a thunderbolt.
[As quoted in Pol Neveux's introduction, Guy De Maupassant: A Study] — Guy De Maupassant

When liberals clamor for 'diversity,' they don't necessarily mean they are ready to tolerate actual disagreement. — Joseph Sobran

People have a courage to die, but don't have a courage to live. — Sarvesh Jain

This was not the career she'd dreamed of as an ambitious seventeen-year-old, but now it was hard to remember ever feeling innocent and audacious enough to dream of a certain type of life, as if you got to choose how things turned out. — Liane Moriarty

Got a budget for the lawyer though. — Rick Ross

Reading makes me feel I've accomplished something, learned something, become a better person ... Reading is bliss. — Nora Ephron

False hope is nicer than no hope at all. — Edgar Allan Poe

I wanted to say, My life is full. I chose this life because it's a constant assault of color and taste and light and it's raw and ugly and fast and it's mine. And you'll never understand. Until you live it, you don't know. — Stephanie Danler