Funny Stingray Quotes & Sayings

Buy Old Masters. They fetch a much better price than old mistresses. — Max Aitken, Lord Beaverbrook

Were all human beings suddenly 2 become blind, still the sun would shine by day and the stars by night, for these owe nothing 2 the millions who benifit from their light. So were every man on earth 2 become atheist it could not affect God in any way. He is what He is in Himself without regard to any other. To believe in Him adds nothing to His perfections to doubt Him takes nothing away. — Aiden Wilson Tozer

Plum guessed it stood to reason that out of all these billions of books at least one of them had to be dragon porn. — Lev Grossman

Only you can achieve self-worth for yourself. Any group offering it to you, or demanding it of you, comes bearing chains of slavery. — Terry Goodkind

Reading isn't an occupation we encourage among police officers. We try to keep the paperwork down to a minimum. — Joe Orton

One hundred years before the Pilgrims landed at Plymouth, the Spanish government issued a decree authorizing the enslavement of the American Indian as in accord with the law of God and man. — Nelson A. Miles

I saw through to the last sign and symbol, but I could not read her face. I could see only the eyes shining through, huge, fleshy-like luminous beasts, as though I were swimming behind them in the electric effluvia of her incandescent vision. — Henry Miller

It's tens of millions of calculations just to design one connection between a piece of structural steel and another piece of structural steel. — Greg Lynn

The supreme commandment of the rich is 'Invest!' The supreme commandment of the rest of us is 'Buy!' The — Yuval Noah Harari

Thought I just had the usual case of heroin sniffles, — Stephen King

Stop asking God to bless what you're doing. Find out what God's doing. It's already blessed. — Bono

The heavens opened for the sunset to-night. When I had thought the day folded and sealed, came a burst of heavenly bright petals. — Katherine Mansfield

Here is a commandment for you: seek happiness in sorrow. Work, work tirelessly. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Do you know something about the broken people? They are exactly like a mirror that is been punched and dropped on the floor into pieces and been joined back together. When you stand in front of them they create hundreds of your reflections, but still none of them complete and the moment you try to touch them they will try to hurt you, not because they don't like your reflection in them, it is just because they are afraid of falling again and breaking into more pieces. If you could only see how it feels to be that broken mirror you would never do something that would break a mirror again. — Akshay Vasu