Funny Stephine Plum Quotes & Sayings

Everyone plays their own crucial part towards the film. — Tom Felton

What's with the super soaker?" -Stephine
"I had a stork of genius when you called me this morning I said what do I have to do to protect myself from the vampire? And the answer that came to me was holy water! I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner." -Lula
"You have the Super Soaker filled with holy water?" -Stephine
"Yeah I sucked it out of the church. You know that birdbath thing they got right up front?" -Lula
"THe baptismal font?" -Stephine
"That's it. They got it filled with holy water, free for the taking." -Lula
"Brilliant." -Stephine — Janet Evanovich

God said, "Let us make man in our image." Man said, 'Let us make God in our image. — Douglas William Jerrold

How do my boobs feel ... ? Um, fine?" I said with a shrug. "I've got to be honest, no one's ever asked me that before. — Julianna Scott

Opening my door to Dillon Ruddick, my bulding super. I handed him a cup of coffee. "Sorry about the blood."
"What was it this time?" No one reported gunfire."
"I hit a guy in the face with a hair dryer."
"Whoa." Dillon said.
"It wasn't my fault," I told him.
"Maybe we should lay down some linoleum here. It would make things easier for clean up. — Janet Evanovich

Now that we know you're not a hundred percent vampire you should stop trying to suck necks," I said to Ziggy.
"I'll try," Ziggy said, "but it's a hard habit to break. — Janet Evanovich

I ain't drunk," Wayne said, sniffling. "I'm investigatin' alternative states of sobriety. — Brandon Sanderson

We lost a hell of a lot more than just people when we abandoned them to the dead. — Max Brooks

The ears of men are lesser agents of belief than their eyes. — Herodotus

Silence is foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish. — Charles Caleb Colton