Funny Staying Up Late Quotes & Sayings

It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head. — Mark Twain

There is one Christian commandment that can be used as a yardstick ... 'Thou shalt not kill.' That is clear enough ... 'Thou shalt not kill' says you shall not kill your neighbor no matter how you feel about him. — Seth

Focus on what you can do, then do it with all your heart. — Lois W.

AUM or Om is not related to any religion because Om was practiced before the birth of all the religions of the world. — Amit Ray

I'm dreadful at schmoozing at Hollywood parties. — Lena Headey

Oh, I don't read. I skulk about in search of quotations that might make me appear educated. — Tasha Alexander

I was bought an electric guitar when I was 12, but my guitar teacher beat me up. I didn't like guitar lessons and I got quite bored. My teacher was obviously bored giving me lessons, and one day I offered him a liquorice toffee, but he didn't answer. So I threw it at him, it hit him in the face, and he sort of beat me up. — Simon Cowell

We are not at all to wonder [ ... ] that we having but some few superficial ideas of things, discovered to us only by the senses from without, or by the mind, reflecting on what it experiments in itself within, have no knowledge beyond that, much less of the internal constitution, and true nature of things, being destitute of faculties to attain it. — John Locke

A bad neighbor is a misfortune, as much as a good one is a great blessing. — Hesiod

She laughs, and that's really all he wanted. — Lauren Beukes

Training in rapid acoustic discrimination can apparently induce the left prefrontal cortex, which is normally attuned to fast-changing acoustic stimuli but is disrupted in dyslexics, to do its job. The region, even in adults, remains "plastic enough...to develop such differential sensitivity after intensive training," the scientists concluded. — Jeffrey M. Schwartz

Love is giving, marriage is buying and selling. You can't put love into a contract. — Margaret Atwood

I found myself at dusk in the bewitching Roman city of Jerash with H.M. Queen Rania of Jordan one year, and scrambling with hardened paparazzi to get an image of the Princess of Wales in a tiny Nepalese clinic in the foothills of the Himalayas another. — Hamish Bowles