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He thought to himself, I'll never be this perfect again, an idea that made him sad. — Edmund White

As the landscape changed from brown to green, the army awakened, and began to tremble with eagerness at the noise of rumors. — Stephen Crane

Allah gives us gifts, but then we often become dependent on those gifts, instead of Him. when He gives us money, we depend on the money - not Him. when He gives us people, we depend on people - not Him. when He gives us status or power, we depend on, and become distracted by these things. when Allah gives us health, we become deceived. e think we will never die. — Yasmin Mogahed

Do or don't, there is no don. Don is an honor not bestowed on any procrastinator, not even a professor at Oxford. — Jarod Kintz

I don't really watch that much TV. I have training camp to worry about. — Raylee Johnson

It is no small misfortune and disgrace that, through our own fault, we neither understand our nature nor our origin. — Saint Teresa Of Avila