Funny Status Update Quotes & Sayings

Time is like a river," Coydog had told the boy. "It come up behind ya hard and just keep right on goin'. You couldn't stop it no more than you could fly away. — Walter Mosley

There are, after all, between seventy-five thousand and a hundred thousand descendants of the Ball-family slaves. If I were to begin apologizing to every one of these families, it would quickly become a meaningless act. — Edward Ball

It's important for people to recognize that they shouldn't ignore symptoms like shortness of breath or a cough that won't go away, because these may be signs of COPD. — Caitlyn Jenner

Sometimes I think all the trouble in the world is caused by men. If there were no men, women would always be happy. ~Carrie — Candace Bushnell

I just want Christians to embrace the fact that music is made not just for the church, but it's also for the people that need to hear about the love of God. — Anthony Evans

It's easy to attack and destroy an act of creation. It's a lot more difficult to perform one. — Chuck Palahniuk

It almost seemed to her that those secret, unuttered, critical thoughts had suddenly taken visible and accusing shape and form in the person of this outspoken morsel of neglected humanity. — L.M. Montgomery

The wolfe eats oft of the sheep that have been warn'd. — George Herbert

When one pays a visit it is for the purpose of wasting other people's time, not one's own. — Oscar Wilde

You know how to fire this?" he asked.
Thomas took Ulysses's gun. It looked absurdly large in his thin hands, but he released the safety like a professional. "My father taught me," he explained.
"Good." Ulysses turned to the man kneeling before him. "This boy's in charge now. You'll do as he says. If you don't
as you can see, his father taught him how to shoot you. — Cameron Stracher

Happiness cannot be owned.
It is in living in the spiritual experience of living every breath, that lets us taste a moment of it. — Mimi Novic

I can be very loud, when I'm being stupid. — Scott Lynch

I love playing piano, too, but I don't sit around doing it all day. Part of that's because I don't have one in my house - I only have synths. — Max Tundra

Innovative organizations provide the freedom to act which arouses the desire to act. — Rosabeth Moss Kanter

Rincewind let his breath out in a long sigh. It hurried off to hide somewhere. — Terry Pratchett