Funny Station Wagon Quotes & Sayings

I told you I was a fucking cowboy. — Moshe Kasher

Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths. — Demetri Martin

Every day affords individual people moments when they can shake off everything that is false and can view things from their perspective. — Jack D. Zipes

As the station wagon pulled back onto the highway, the sun was slowly sinking below the horizon like a leaky boat. Well, except for that fact that boats are not generally round, orange and on fire. Hmm. Come to think of it, in no way whatsoever did the sun, in this instance, resemble a leaky boat. My apologies. That was a dreadful attempt at simile. Please allow me to try again.
As the station wagon pulled back onto the highway, the sun was slowly sinking below the horizon like a self-luminous, gaseous sphere comprised mainly of of hydrogen and helium. — Cuthbert Soup

The act of love strongly resembles torture or surgery. — Charles Baudelaire

We confused the indoors with intimacy and electric heating with connection. Every night seemed like the last night because we would all freeze to death shortly. — Heather O'Neill

Microsoft Products are Generally Bug Free — Bill Gates

You may be good. You may even be better than everyone esle. But without a coach you will never be as good as you could be. — Andy Stanley

How on earth do you make a pillow hurt, Lynn? — Veronica Roth