Funny Stair Lift Quotes & Sayings

The essential matter of history is not what happened but what people thought or said about it. — Frederic William Maitland

If you run, you might lose. If you don't run, you're guaranteed to lose. — Jesse Jackson

When people get drunk they do things they shouldn't do. — Johnny Hunt

The sporting houses needed professors, and we had so many different styles that ... it wouldn't make any difference that you just came from ... whatever your tunes were over there, we played them in New Orleans. — Jelly Roll Morton

I chop and change between what is called 'work' and what is called 'recreation.' There are no discontinuities in my day. I only play tennis with people I find interesting. — David Deutsch

Well, it's not just money. I consider myself establishment right now. I'm borderline establishment, I'm hanging on by my toenails - but I'm establishment. — Dennis Hopper

His hold on her arm. There were deep red marks on her skin. "Gods," he whispered. His voice was hoarse. "Your sister is sick with grief. She cannot know what she is saying. — George R R Martin

Today is a day when the world turns out to be flat. — Ava Dellaira

When it's all said and done, the only thing that matter in life are so damn simple. Family, friends. being safe and well. I think before the war a lot of people got sucked in by the crap on TV. They thought having the right shoes or the right jeans or the right car really mattered. Boy were we ever dumb. — John Marsden

Whatever people do, they do for a reason and they think that it meets their needs ... by their perception. — Tony Robbins

Your forties is not the time to be thinking about getting pregnant. — Marcia Cross

I agree, and I doubt coma boy will even notice. I mean seriously, the guy was buried alive for heaven's sake, I added.
-Cora — Andrea Heltsley

A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper. — Jack Benny

I completely scorn the falsifying, the sanctimonious, the cheap and the shoddy. — Ralph Thomas Walker

New Rule: Any tattoo that has more than one line is too long. — Bill Maher