Funny Squidbillies Quotes & Sayings

Error is indeed our enemy, but it alone points to the truth and therefore deserves our respectful treatment. — Allan Bloom

Present-moment awareness creates a gap not only in the stream of mind but also in the past-future continuum. Nothing truly new and creative can come into this world except through that gap, that clear space of infinite possibility. — Eckhart Tolle

Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend. — Dana Gould

Don't that make your bosom plim? — Thomas Hardy

A factory-installed security measure - one that phone owners would have to opt out of, rather than opting in - could automatically render purloined devices inoperable on any network, anywhere in the world. No resale value, no thefts. — Eric Schneiderman

Once you reach the brink of your will power, you have two options - either give up, or keep going. That decision decides whether you'll reach your goal. — Abhijit Naskar

When you write songs, you can't really point out the exact thing you're inspired by. It's more a state or a mood or an atmosphere that you're trying to put into words. — Keren Ann

I'm very good at forgetting people. — Kristin Scott Thomas

I know I feel like Gulliver sometimes, weighed down by little men. There are so many people in this house, I'm a queen bee, with every muscle dragging. I'm the heart of a cluster, black, dripping, sucking, hanging. — Enid Bagnold

and low-life cable network producers, who have never had a thought in their heads that did not come from something else they saw on cable television, are so unthreatened by me that they feel safe stealing my stuff and claiming to have had sudden strokes of genius. — Pete Dexter

May we learn to intercede so whole-heartedly that Jesus Christ will be abundantly satisfied with us as intercessors. — Oswald Chambers