Funny Spring Break Drinking Quotes & Sayings

I enjoy being a hyphenate. I've always thought of my career as a plate spinner in the circus. — Neil Patrick Harris

Kissing you is.. I tried so had for so long to deny myself. I tried to do tho right thing. But ever since we kissed on your birthday I knew once i started I'd never be able.. even through we can't.. — Jessica Shirvington

I'm just tired. I'm tired all the time. I wake up and I'm tired, I go to sleep and I'm tired. — Marina Keegan

Fun fact: You may hug koalas in the Australian state of New South Wales, but not in Queensland. So ... if you didn't hug your koala nice and tight before you got here to Sydney, you're going to be shit out of luck until we go back to Surfer's Paradise. — Elle Lothlorien

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. — Anne Tyler

After 'The Poisonwood Bible' was published, several people believed that my parents were missionaries, which could not be further from the truth. — Barbara Kingsolver

Everybody needs a release. Sometimes people mosh at my shows. That inspired me to make records to get the people more crunk. People need a release and I enjoy being an artist that can do that for people. — Yelawolf

In every serious doctrine of the destiny of men, there is some trace of the doctrine of the equality of men. But the capitalist really depends on some religion of inequality. The capitalist must somehow distinguish himself from human kind; he must be obviously above it or he would be obviously below it. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

Specialized management courses are useful but should come well after the complexity of management and business are understood. — Warren Bennis

The chances of a reunion now are less likely. I was thinking of having a 40th anniversary of the band, but now they are really another band, so it's all a bit weird. — Alvin Lee

If you limit worship to where you are, the minute you leave that place of worship you will leave your attitude of worship behind like a crumpled-up church bulletin. — Tony Evans

If you are driven by certainty you can't grow. If you are driven by certainty if somebody messes with you, you can get very intense, even violent, depending upon the person's personality. — Tony Robbins

Taking a deep breath, I head back to Gatsby's to find Joy. — Andrew J. Keir