Funny Spring Allergy Quotes & Sayings

Well, he told me you were a flirt who would try and get me into bed, but damn, I didn't realise you'd start before nine in the morning. — Kirsty Moseley

I was the all-American face. You name it, honey - American Dairy Milk, Metropolitan Life insurance, McDonald's, Burger King. The Face That Didn't Matter - that's what I called my face. — Debra Winger

I watch 'The Bachelor'. It's one of those things where I always think if it didn't exist and it was on 'SNL,' we would think it would be a ridiculous, funny idea. But it actually exists ... It's a glorious train wreck that I love to watch. — Jamie-Lynn Sigler

To use violence against a peaceful man is the greatest immorality and the biggest rot ever! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Luck cannot change birth. — Horace

You don't mow another man's lawn! — Billie Joe Armstrong

I believe in nature and humanity and am here to serve the common people of Pakistan. There is a great deal of suffering in this country and I'm here to help. — Abdul Sattar Edhi

What about the other girl with you - Forra? Why is she with you?"
"I saved her from execution. She is very vocal about her dislike of the king."
"Then why did you save her?" Garvanna asked.
Caelfel's expression hardened. "Because the king is wrong, and she is right. King Orrik wouldn't even save his own son. — Kelly R. Michaels

Being numb is good for a while, until it's not anymore. — Ann Aguirre

When you're on the other side of it," she says, "fifty-two years can seem like about fifty-two minutes. — Jennifer E. Smith

cause it's pretty don't mean it shines. — Abbi Glines

He whose thoughts, like skylarks, Toward the morning sky take flight - Who hovers over life and understands with ease The language of flowers and silent things! — Charles Baudelaire

A girl who wants everything, but shares nothing. A girl who is lost and sad, but too embarrassed to share it with anyone. — Lisa M. Gott

There's no such thing as a typical person or a typical day. — Marty Rubin

Although I have started my solo activities but this doesnt mean I'll give up my roots, SS501 is my root . — Kim Hyun-joong