Funny Sports Jersey Quotes & Sayings

I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me. — Drew Carey

No thought which ever stirred
A human breast should be untold. — Robert Browning

I gotta be dope first. I gotta be appealing to your senses, and to what you like first. Then the message happens. Then you relate to the message. — Talib Kweli

She never told her love, but let concealment, like a worm 'i th' bud, feed on her damask cheek. She pinned in thought; and, with a green and yellow melancholy, she sat like Patience on a monument, smiling at grief. Was not this love indeed? We men may say more, swear more; but indeed our shows are more than will; for we still prove much in our vows but little in our love. — William Shakespeare

Don't follow your heart if you can't keep a beat — Neil Leckman

In August most of Europe goes on holiday. — Tony Visconti

There's so much diversity of opinion out there, so ultimately you have to listen to it, put it aside, and make what you want to make. — David Twohy

Life's too short. I'm not! — Kristin Chenoweth

I am sworn to uphold the Constitution as Andy Johnson understands it and interprets it. — Andrew Johnson

Rodney set a plate in front of me and one in front of my mother. I almost fainted when she began to eat instead of hurling it at him. Had one of the vampires gotten tired of her bitching and bitten her into a better mood?
She caught my flabbergasted look. "I watched what he put in it" she said defensively.
Rodney, instead of being insulted, just laughed. "You're welcome, Justina. — Jeaniene Frost