Funny Sports Announcer Quotes & Sayings

Physics explains everything, which we know because anything physics cannot explain does not exist, which we know because whatever exists must be explicable by physics, which we know because physics explains everything. There is something here of the mystical. — David Bentley Hart

Daisy: "My scar is bigger than your scar."
Ryke: "And my cock is bigger than your cock. — Krista Ritchie

Clarity is the most important thing. I can compare clarity to pruning in gardening. You know, you need to be clear. If you are not clear, nothing is going to happen. You have to be clear. Then you have to be confident about your vision. And after that, you just have to put a lot of work in. — Diane Von Furstenberg

Life is like a boxing match. Defeat is declared not when you fall but when you refuse to stand again. — Kristen Ashley

She was riding a camel, in the most beautiful desert, in the kingdom belonging to this most beautiful man. A man who thought she had the most delightful rear. A man who wanted to kiss her every bit as much as she wanted to kiss him. "I know that I will regret saying this, but at this moment in time, I think I could manage anything. — Marguerite Kaye

But anyone who believes that the eternal issue of war and peace in Europe has been permanently laid to rest could be making a monumental error. The demons haven't been banished; they are merely sleeping, as the wars in Bosnia and Kosovo have shown us. — Jean-Claude Juncker

Laurel could not see her face but only the back of her neck, the most vulnerable part of anybody, and she thought: Is there any sleeping person you can be entirely sure you have not misjudged? — Eudora Welty

I mean, you never hear someone say they wanted to have an affair but they couldn't find the time, do you? — Rachel Cusk

Don't choose to walk the well-worn path to regret. Be amongst the few who dare to follow their dreams! — Steve Maraboli

The deep of your maturity determines the height of your marriage. — Matthew Ashimolowo