Funny Spooning Quotes & Sayings

It's amazing what sleep does for your looks. — Emily Procter

Slavery is a wrong to each individual enslaved; and not merely to the first of a series. Natural law, therefore, as much forbids the enslaving of the child, as if the wrong of enslaving the parent had never been perpetrated. — Lysander Spooner

Combining paid employment with marriage and motherhood creates safeguards for emotional well-being. Nothing is certain in life, but generally the chances of happiness are greater if one has multiple areas of interest and involvement. To juggle is to diminish the risk of depression, anxiety, and unhappiness. — Faye J Crosby

The smartest thing a woman can ever learn, is to never need a man. — Demi Lovato

He's the only living form of love I have left to wrap my arms around. Or — Pam Godwin

Levi unwrapped her scarf and pulled her forward by the tails, briefly pressing his face into the top of her head.
"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow," he said. — Rainbow Rowell

everything i know about love
is that it hurts
and is almost always never returned
the way you want it to.

but i have hope
because i do not know everything. — AVA.

Tristan's hand pressed against my back and I felt myself move closer until my head was resting against his warm chest. I closed my eyes and felt its steady rising and falling. I breathed in deeply and wrapped my arms more securely around his neck. The world was suddenly simply cinnamon and sandalwood. I couldn't remember ever feeling quite so content.
All too soon, the song ended. I nearly moaned as Tristan stepped back and caught my arm. "Maybe we should head out."
Maybe people shouldn't move when other people are feeling so...
Oh, whatever. — Renee Carter

I didn't have many ups and downs, and I just tried to par every hole. — Tiger Woods

Look deep within yourself, and you'll find something amazing. — Michael Jackson

His eyes searched every inch of my face. "I don't know . . . if I've ever been this distracted by someone," he said. — Christina Lauren

If I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I'll quit Hollywood and go to work at Costco. — Megan Fox

I got an accountability partner to call me everyday just to make sure I publish something. Accountability works because it adds social pressure to otherwise self-directed work. — Mike Fishbein

Light to me is perhaps the most profound truth in the universe. My thinking has been deeply affected by the belief everything is some form of radiant energy. — Wynn Bullock