Funny Spoonie Quotes & Sayings

The more I study it [the Constitution], the more I have come to admire it, realizing that no other document devised by the hand of man ever brought so much progress and happiness to humanity. — Calvin Coolidge

Sometimes I write, but once it's done, I usually find my writing to be so bad that I hide it somewhere and never look at it again. — Gideon Glick

Have you ever eaten alien meat? — Gwen Cooper

I like that attitude. Got to make your own opportunities if there aren't any coming your way." - Uncle Paul; ppg 161 — Annabel Pitcher

Slit my skull open. Know what it'll be like? Like slitting open the guts of a great white shark. Stuff'll come out like you wouldn't fucking believe. — Philip Ridley

What's all this whining about the environment? They're always talking about 'stop the clearcuts.' I mean do the math people. If we were out of trees then we wouldn't have any clearcuts to be complaining about now would we? — George W. Bush

It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes. — Demetri Martin

Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not. — Michael Flanders

The true poem is not that which the public read. There is always a poem not printed on paper, ... in the poet's life. It is what hehas become through his work. Not how is the idea expressed in stone, or on canvas or paper, is the question, but how far it has obtained form and expression in the life of the artist. His true work will not stand in any prince's gallery. — Henry David Thoreau

If you hire relatives, you'll have a payroll that won't quit. — Milton Berle

Work in a place that feels good to you. Select the best of that which is available. The Zen of working is just to do it, not to worry about it. Feel you would be doing it without the money. — Frederick Lenz

Love the life you have while you create the life of your dreams. Don't think you have to wait for the latter to do the former. — Hal Elrod