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If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work? — Steven Wright
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I buy onions every time I'm in the grocery store, not because I need them, but because I fear not having an onion when I do need it. Not having an onion in the kitchen is like working with a missing limb." Author: Michael Ruhlman