Funny Spearfishing Quotes & Sayings

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. — David Sedaris

But, for instance, when I was awfully young, I read all the Oz books. They were an enormous influence on me. — Jack Vance

When we give ourselves permission to fail..we at the same time, give ourselves permission to excel. — Eloise Ristad

Virgin me no virgins! I must have you lose that name, or you lose me. — Philip Massinger

We realized we don't have an invention, that's why we gave it away. — William McDonough

I had a vision ... of being found on the pavement by some passerby, with a small punctuation mark ending my sentence of life. — Mary Roberts Rinehart

I longed to know the world's name. — Robert Penn Warren

There are two excellent challengers against darkness in this universe: Powerful lights and great ideas! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

It's about us getting ready to play. It's not about the other team. We'll beat ourselves before they beat us. That's always our approach. — Pete Carroll

Like a ship, a car should be named after a girl as it's sexy. My original car was called Kate. But then it got smashed at the opening race in Australia. So we called this one Kate's Dirty Sister because it is more aggressive and faster. — Sebastian Vettel

The science of anti-Semitism has as its object Judaism as a social problem, being thus, necessarily, the synthesis of all sciences that can contribute to its solution. — A. C. Cuza

You are not mature if you have a high esteem of yourself. He who boasts in himself is but a babe in Christ, if indeed he be in Christ at all. Young Christians may think much of themselves. Growing Christians think themselves nothing. Mature Christians know that they are less than nothing. The more holy we are, the more we mourn our infirmities, and the humbler is our estimate of ourselves. — Charles Spurgeon