Funny Software Quality Assurance Quotes & Sayings

A single lifetime, even though entirely devoted to the sky, would not be enough for the study of so vast a subject. A time will come when our descendants will be amazed that we did not know things that are so plain to them. — Seneca The Younger

I'm not speaking metaphorically, plants that you have in your house, or if you've ever made friends with a tree somewhere, there is a moment that these beings can aid you. — Frederick Lenz

If God is just, I tremble for my country. — Thomas Jefferson

If it's not some daring, dangerous affair, it's just not interesting, or so it seems. So, here you have two people - a famous American iconic couple - who actually like each other sexually, in marriage. Imagine. — Shelley Long

This has been such a glorious afternoon
my heart would not weep if I did not live to see another. — Kaye Gibbons

Bad excuses are worse than none. — Thomas Fuller

The judges' primary objective was to conduct a scrupulously fair legal proceeding that would win the respect of the world. Hausner's goal was to tell the story of the Holocaust in all its detail, and in so doing, to capture the imagination not just of Israel's youth and world Jewry, but of the entire world .

-- The Eichmann Trial, page 121 — Deborah E. Lipstadt

Fiscal policy is not just, or even not even principally, the purview of the president. — Carly Fiorina

I love the role of being the experienced driver and that is definitely the case next year - I think I am the most experienced guy in F1 next year. — Jenson Button

Curt, my husband, is a writer, and he'll never write again. That's our funeral, as they say down south. Now in your case, my pet, you're married to a phenomenon of our own special epoch, a man who couldn't in a thousand years be a writer in the only meaning of the term, but who can and probably will write a book. — James Purdy

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. — Nora Ephron

It is always the same. Whether you are walking or going by train, the way always seems shorter the second time than the first. (And that is true of distances that are not to be measured in miles and yards.) — Erich Kastner