Funny Snapple Quotes & Sayings

There is no need to complain of particular grievances, for life in its entirety is lamentable. — Seneca.

Time and tide and the ravages of sin take their toll on the most noble achievements of man. — Billy Graham

The conjoined dogs were too distant to ascertain whether they had collars or tags, yet close enough that I could make out the expression on the face of the dominant dog above. It was blank and at the same time fervid - the same general expression as on a human being's face when he is doing something that he feels compulsively driven to do and yet does not understand just why he wants to do it. — David Foster Wallace

I'm walking out my door to get like a Snapple, and someone's like 'yo man, you want to buy some heroin?' 'No ... got any Snapple?' — Mike Birbiglia

The people in your life who don't need an invitation still like to get one. — Robert Breault

But if you think there's a man anywhere who can make me do anything I don't want to do, you haven't been paying attention. — Rachel Bach

Eggshells become hard to break after walking on them for so long. — Mia Castile

In Washington, the translation of E Pluribus Unum has been lost. The belief that we are one nation - united in purpose - caring about and for one another is no longer the practice. — Madeleine M. Kunin

One gets infected, it is true, by the style of a work that one has been reading. — Agatha Christie

Temporary homecomings are bittersweet. Sometimes it's better not to go back at all than to have to leave again. — Amanda Bouchet