Funny Smurf Picture Quotes & Sayings

Toe. He was even wearing a ski mask with strange meshlike coverings over the eyes. We didn't get a lot of ninjas in Half-Moon Hollow. And I'm pretty sure Jed would have responded. So I wasn't quite sure how to react here. Was this some sort of test from Jane to determine whether I would survive a parking-lot attack? Couldn't I just roll around in a gym with a practice dummy or something? The figure cocked his head to the side, staring at me like some predatory creature considering his best approach. I dropped my bag and kicked out of my sandals. I could do this. Sure, I had no fighting experience, but I had superstrength and speed on my side. Then again maybe this guy did, too. He could be a ninja chupacabra for all I knew. But — Molly Harper

He wanted her. Sweet Jesus, he wanted her. But he had realized in that very moment that he wanted her whole even more. — Sibylla Matilde

I'm always open, and will criticize myself, too. And I just think being that honest with everybody puts you in a different space than somebody who's just shooting venom at a certain group or a certain amount of individuals. — Ice Cube

If you got to castrate your miser'ble self with a piece o' rusty barb wire, do it. — Fred Phelps

The reason to get in touch with the culture is not to adopt it but to engage it for the same reasons a missionary does ... to gain a hearing for the gospel. — Reggie McNeal

It strikes me as being morally repulsive and intellectually absurd that people die of want in a world of surplus. — Bob Geldof

When you're cold, don't expect sympathy from someone who's warm. — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn