Funny Smart Assed Quotes & Sayings

Under the stars we are as one. Theirs is the power of countless years. They see our grief and know our pain, yet still they shine and their light gives us hope. From acorn to oak, but even the mightiest of oaks shall fall. Thus do we recognize the great wheel of life and death and life once more. We surrender our departed souls under the stars and may the Green gather them to him. — Robin Jarvis

As far as my own life goes, I don't buy into the Hollywood scene. — Steve Schirripa

The payment of tithing seems to facilitate keeping the spiritual battery charged in order to make it through the times when the spiritual generator has been idle or not working. — James E. Faust

The foremost thing is to realize that IT is strategic at board level. — Pearl Zhu

You have an amazing imagination!" "I Know," I say, smiling back at her. "my head is chock-full of gruesome ideas — Bonnie Shimko

I think I have had so many amazing moments in my life. — Eve

Activism has been very productive in our society. — Anthony Fauci

It has been said of garlic that everyone knows its odor save he who has eaten it, and who wonders why everyone flies at his approach. — George Ellwanger

It's always my goal to be more mature-sounding, more convincing, but also more experimental, and more challenging for myself. If it's not a little bit harder every time I make a new track, then I'm being lazy. — Lotic

There should be resolutions adopted in top international institutions, which are binding on all states and governments in the world, to forbid the defamation of religions. — Hassan Nasrallah

Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money. — Charles Barkley

It's quite nice to have a place to leave things. You can be a permanent gypsy, but it's nice to go home. — Daphne Guinness

The tragic case of Terri Schiavo in Florida highlights the importance of making our health-care wishes known. — Bill Nelson

He knew the quiet that arrived, the blinding force of panic, and he knew too that each loss brought with it some odd, barely acknowledged sense of relief. — Elizabeth Strout