Funny Slurpee Quotes & Sayings

What you believe or come to accept has infinite effects upon your thoughts. — Steven Redhead

No young man starting in life could have better capital than plenty of friends. They will strengthen his credit, support him in every great effort, and make him what, unaided, he could never be. Friends of the right sort will help him more - to be happy and successful - than much money. — Orison Swett Marden

Every man holds his property subject to the general right of the community to regulate its use to whatever degree the public welfare may require it. — Theodore Roosevelt

Perfection exists only in your own mind. What you find to be perfect, is not necessarily perfect for someone else. — Ilia Berends

I have also a paper afloat, with an electromagnetic theory of light, which, till I am convinced to the contrary, I hold to be great guns. — James Clerk Maxwell

God was invented to explain mystery. God is always invented to explain those things that you do not understand. — Richard P. Feynman

A square egg in a dish of lentils won't make a marrow bend with the wind, nor will it make rhubarb grow up the milkmaid's leg. — Les Dawson

I feel like I own all the kids in the world because, since I've never grown up myself, all my books are automatically for children. — Ray Bradbury

I will not rain on people's parades with unnecessary practicalities they can figure out for themselves. — Kylie Scott

The memoirist, like the poet and the novelist, must engage the world, because engagement makes experience, experience makes wisdom, and finally it's the wisdom-or rather the movement toward it-that counts. — Vivian Gornick

- "What kind of funny?" I asked her. "Funny like a clown onstage? Or funny like a clown hanging around the entrance to a bank?"
-"The bank one. — Lemony Snicket

she'd always believed that she didn't belong. It was, she realized, an ugly bit of baggage that she'd carried here from her youth, and she'd been so damned busy hanging on to it that she'd failed to notice that the bags were empty. — Kristin Hannah

God does everything perfectly. The world doesn't really need saving; it's exactly the way God wants it to be at the moment. — Frederick Lenz

But their determination to banish fools foundered ultimately in the installation of absolute idiots. — Basil Bunting