Funny Slot Machine Quotes & Sayings

thou treacherous coal-souled wank-weasel! — Christopher Moore

What have you heard Dad? — Brydie Walker Bain

I loved him as we always love for the first time; with idolatry and wild passion. — Voltaire

To be kept waiting is unfortunate, but to be kept waiting with nothing interesting to read is a tragedy of Greek proportions" -Agatha Swanburne — Maryrose Wood

When you make up your mind to forgive, your happiness will almost automatically follow. — Stephen Richards

To conquer the command in the air means victory; to be beaten in the air means defeat. — Giulio Douhet

I always say this to people: 'If Shaq can be in the NBA for 19 years and dominate for 19 years using his body, why can't I be in the music industry for 50 years using my brain when my brain is way stronger than anyone's body?' I have to have a successful record company, more hit records. I want to dominate the game. — Rico Love

I didn't hit the ball like I was 46. But I putted like I was 66. — Fred Couples

The Lord Jesus himself declares: 'This is my body' (Matt. 26:26). Before the blessing with heavenly words occurs it is a different thing that is referred to, but after the consecration it is called a body. He himself says that it is his blood (cf. Matt. 26:28). Before the consecration it has another name, but after the consecration it is designated blood. And you say: 'Amen,' which means: 'It is true.' What the mouth speaks, let the mind confess within; what the word says, let love acknowledge. — Boniface Ramsey

Banks get in trouble for one reason: They make bad loans. — Carl Webb