Funny Skipper Quotes & Sayings

In recent years, America's wealthiest man has begun to tackle energy issues in a major way, investing millions in everything from high-capacity batteries to machines that can scrub carbon dioxide out of the air. With a personal fortune of $50 billion, Gates has the resources to give his favorite solutions a major boost. — Jeff Goodell

I am so proud and so happy to be Filipino. — Bruno Mars

I bet I could've done a week's worth of laundry on his stomach. Probably would be a heck of a lot more fun way to wash clothes. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

You anchor me without holding me down. You frighten me without threatening my future. You're unflinchingly devoted. I love you. — Courtney Milan

The concept of deferred gratification, or sacrificing now to save for the future, can be helpful in setting aside money in a retirement account for old age. It can also serve as an effective rationalization for life avoidance. — Chris Guillebeau

Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding. — Jerry Coleman

What really matters from the point of view of social capital and civic engagement is not merely nominal membership, but active and involved membership. — Robert D. Putnam

As of right now, I am in love with her, and that love is the biggest problem in my life. — Chuck Klosterman

True obedience is a matter of love, which makes it voluntary, not compelled by fear or force. — Dorothy Day

Wouldn't it be great if we just ended up tied? I think it would be beautiful. — Mark McGwire

If adults commit adultery, do infants commit infantry? If olive oil is made from olives, what do they make baby oil from? I a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian consume? A writer is someone who writes, and a stinger is something that stings. But fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, hammers don't ham, humdingers don't humding, ushers don't ush, and haberdashers do not haberdash ... If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth? One goose, two geese-so one moose, two meese? If people ring a bell today and rang a bell yesterday, why don't we say that they flang a ball? If they wrote a letter, perhaps they also bote their tongue. — Steven Pinker

Let's pray that God would empower us so radically that we would get no glory. That people would see our works and glorify God. — Francis Chan