Funny Simpsons Chalkboard Quotes & Sayings

Somehow I've become separated emotionally from everyone and everything. And what I was really searching for out there in the dark streets - the last damned place I could ever find it - was a way to make myself a part of people again emotionally, while still retaining my freedom intellectually. I've got to grow up. For me it means everything. . . . — Daniel Keyes

Xanthe, you are the most beautiful surprise in my life. I hardly noticed you at first. You carry the quiet of a river with a still surface that runs very deep. I found that the more I looked at you, the more I saw - and now the more I see of you, the more beautiful you become and the more I want you." He paused then said deeply, "I've never wanted anyone the way I have grown to want you. — Thea Harrison

An ending was an ending. No matter how many pages of sentences and paragraphs of great stories led up to it, it would always have the last word. — Sarah Dessen

It's dangerous to be a child star, but it's dangerous to be a child in the ghetto, or to be a child at school being bullied. — Will.i.am

He knows I have a soft spot for RLS and not just because he was sick or because we have the same initials but because there's something impossibly romantic about him and because before he started writing Treasure Island he first drew a map of an unknown island and because he believed in invisible places and was one of the last writers to know what the word adventure means. I could give you a hundred reasons why RLS is The Man. Look in his The Art of Writing (Book 683, Chatto & Windus, London) where he says that no living people have had the influence on him as strong for good as Hamlet or Rosalind. Or when he says his greatest friend is D'Artagnan from The Three Musketeers (Book 5, Regent Classics, London). RLS said: 'When I suffer in mind, stories are my refuge, I take them like opium.' And when you read Treasure Island you feel you are casting off. That's the thing. You are casting off and leaving behind the ordinary dullness of the world. — Niall Williams

Saying of the Prophet
Sleep
Sleep is the brother of death. — Idries Shah

I decided to go into politics because of our Soviet-style government. — Bidzina Ivanishvili

You'll find, someday," Paks found herself saying, "that your own tongue cuts you worse than any blade. I — Elizabeth Moon

When you're young you try to be methodical and philosophical, but reality keeps breaking in. — Randall Jarrell

It is by God's mercy that we are saved. May we never tire of spreading this joyful message to the world. — Pope Francis

The way you look on the outside has a definite bearing on how you feel and see yourself on the inside. — Zig Ziglar

In a country with millions of people & cars going everywhere, the enemy is going to get a car bomb out there once in a while. — James Mattis

Being successful is a choice and, therefore, being defeated is a decision. — Jim Stovall

Impact of this makeover has been to significantly impede historical research, and it is one of Ataturk's most devastating accomplishments. — Eric Bogosian