Funny Simon Amstell Quotes & Sayings

Let us have the candor to acknowledge that what we call "the economy" or "the free market" is less and less distinguishable from warfare. — Wendell Berry

Unless there are pictures, I don't admit to anything. — Courtney Love

Do diddle di do, Poor Jim Jay Got stuck fast In Yesterday. — Walter De La Mare

When I was 15, a cabdriver asked me if I was Paul McCartney's daughter, — Sean Lennon

Enthusiasm is caught, not taught. — Mark Twain

If I had stayed purely a horror writer or thriller writer, I might have more of a presence in those particular genres, and I'd certainly have more individual titles to market, since it's much easier to write pure genre fiction than it is to create something different. — Chet Williamson

When I paint a portrait I want to know more than just the looks of the person. I want to know how they live and what their feelings are ... It then becomes more than just physiognomy, but the feel of the person. — Jamie Wyeth

Which story do you want to hear my child?"he picked him up and made him sit on his lap.
"Tell us the story of that fairy who lived in a house of wafers,had a garden of chocolate trees and a pond full of goldfishes,"the child wrapped his arms around his shoulder. — Chitralekha Paul

Whoa, whoa, whoa," Mark said. "It couldn't have been that long. It happened to us just a few days ago." "I don't like it ... when people doubt my words," Jed said, his tone changing drastically in the middle of his sentence. It suddenly turned threatening. "How can you sit there and accuse me of lying? Why would I lie about such a thing? I've tried to make peace with you, give you a second chance in this life, and this is how you repay me?" His voice had risen in volume with every passing word until he was shouting, his body trembling. "It ... it makes my head hurt." Mark could tell Alec was about to explode, so he quickly reached over and squeezed his arm. "Don't," he whispered. "Just don't." Then he returned his attention to Jed. "No, listen, please. It's not like that. We just want to understand. Our village had the ... — James Dashner

No more worlds like this / No more days like that — Thomas Ligotti

Determine to live life with flair and laughter. — Maya Angelou

The river was so blue it seemed to be breathing. — Brian Morton

What an electric heater perched upon the rim of the bathtub of the world that dead Jesus was. — Tom Robbins

We are a blessing to each other. — Lailah Gifty Akita