Funny Signature Block Quotes & Sayings

Evolutionary biology is genuinely scientific, but more than that it opens the door to a world more marvellous than any Christian fundamentalist has ever read into the pages of the Bible. — Ambrose Bierce

I just sing the stuff that makes me smile, makes me feel like I didn't sell myself out. — Patti LaBelle

As a jobbing actor, I never get a script and go 'I can't be bothered with this.' Life doesn't work like that. For a movie star, maybe, but for a jobbing actor, that doesn't happen. — Eve Myles

A thinker is a person whose part it is to symbolize time according to his vision and understanding. He has no choice; he thinks as he has to think. — Oswald Spengler

Life is biting into a cupcake and finding an eyeball at its center. — Alexandra Sirowy

We've made a kind of game of it, Freddy," said Mrs. Wiggins, "since we heard about your Mr. Camphor. We think up proverbs and then try them out. Most of them seem to be wrong. Like 'A cat can look at a king. — Walter R. Brooks

We don't tell everything we know about ourselves. We tell those things that we feel have a chance poetically of fitting back into life and that means fitting back into the feelings of other people. — Emmet Gowin

Those who understand others are clever, those who understand themselves are wise. — Laozi

These reviews of David's performances come from my father's collection of David's clippings, which he certainly never burned as is depicted in Shine. After he died Leslie kept the clippings, and then passed them on to David. I made myself some copies years later. — Margaret Helfgott

Spread love not hate, so that we can live and die in peace. — AKA