Funny Short Witty Quotes & Sayings

Why should I be scared of an oversized bat who likes to throw temper tantrums? — Sarah J. Maas

I get very nervous about not being around the office. — Arash Ferdowsi

In the drawing a thick blue line separated the air and ground. In the days that followed I watched my family walk back and forth past that drawing and I became convinced that the thick blue line was a real place - an Inbetween, where heaven's horizon met Earth's. I wanted to go there into the cornflower blue of Crayola, the royal, the turquoise, the sky. — Alice Sebold

I think one reason, obviously, that I spend so much time in one place is that I've been lucky enough to travel a lot, and now there are other different, invisible trains that are more interesting to me. — Pico Iyer

Some one has said that most of us don't think, we just occasionally rearrange our prejudices. — Frank Knox

I'm nothing like Romeo in real life. — Leonardo DiCaprio