Funny Short Term Memory Loss Quotes & Sayings

Getting older is the best thing that ever happened to me. I wake up every morning rejoicing that I'm still here with an opportunity to begin again and be better — Oprah Winfrey

I thought A Prairie Home Companion would be an interesting thing to do for a summer or so. Public radio was just seven years old in 1974. It was a tiny organization in which a lot of things got started simply because there was all this time to fill. If you wanted to do an hour on Lithuanian folk dancing, you probably could have done it. — Garrison Keillor

The eyes of our souls only then begin to see when our bodily eyes are closing. — William Law

Can I ask a stupid question ?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Ask away. — Derek Landy

Live interaction with a crowd is a cathartic, spiritual kind of exchange, and it's intensified at a festival. — Trent Reznor

Where people are not present, talking about them is either lie or ridiculous. — Alireza Salehi Nejad

In the future, violence would clearly become a valuable form of social cement. — J.G. Ballard

If there was any teacher in the world who insisted upon the inexorable law of cause and effect, it was Gautam, and yet my friends, the Buddhists outside India, would, if they could, avoid the effects of their own acts. — Mahatma Gandhi

This country has shed more blood for the freedom of other people than all the other nations in the history of the world combined, and I'm tired of people feeling like they've got to apologize for America. — Fred Thompson

Bye, Dr. Green." I opened the door, stepping out. "I said, call me Sean," he called after me. "Bye, Dr. Sean." "Bye, smart ass. — C.L.Stone

Neither lemonade nor anything else can prevent the inroads of old age. At present, I am stoical under its advances, and hope I shall remain so. I have but one prayer at heart; and that is, to have my faculties so far preserved that I can be useful, in some way or other, to the last. — Lydia M. Child

If you can't win with words then show them a good example! — Stephen Richards

Even when a man and a woman perform equally well in a task - say, solving math problems - men are more willing to enter competitions based on that task. Men also show less risk aversion. — Sendhil Mullainathan