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Funny Short Racing Quotes By Dean Acheson

The great corrupter of public man is the ego. Looking at the mirror distracts one's attention from the problem. — Dean Acheson

Funny Short Racing Quotes By Claire North

I have no time for boiled sausages, or boiled vegetables of any nature really, and cannot for the life of me comprehend why anyone would still insist on serving dishes whose whole cooking process consisted of exposure to water, to freely invited guests. — Claire North

Funny Short Racing Quotes By Bryan Kest

It seems to me in a general sense we as a society are enamored with the mystical, mysterious, the unseen & unknown. We are looking for the hidden teaching, the secret scroll or fountain of youth, and of course heaven and hell. — Bryan Kest

Funny Short Racing Quotes By Benito Mussolini

[The Fuhrer] is one of those lonely men of the ages on whom history is not tested, but who themselves are the makers of history. — Benito Mussolini

Funny Short Racing Quotes By William Meikle

If you can't see the joy and wonder to be found in genre fiction, that's your problem, not mine. — William Meikle

Funny Short Racing Quotes By Deepak Chopra

Like the tiny spark of fire that consumes a forest, the spark of love is all you need to experience love in its full power and glory, in all its aspects, earthly and divine. — Deepak Chopra

Funny Short Racing Quotes By Brian McGreevy

Knowing before ever seeing it that her ass was like a stationary drop of water on a flower stem — Brian McGreevy

Funny Short Racing Quotes By John Newton

The midsummer sun shines but dim, The fields strive in vain to look gay; But when I am happy in Him December's as pleasant as May. — John Newton

Funny Short Racing Quotes By Sarah Kane

Only love can save me and love has destroyed me. — Sarah Kane

Funny Short Racing Quotes By Lewis Black

If you listen to a song and get an image in your head, and then you go home and watch mtv and the image they're showing is the same as the one in your head, kill yourself. You're better off coming back as a lobster. — Lewis Black