Funny Shoplifting Quotes & Sayings

I didn't want to look at them, so I looked away, and to look away was to look at Augustus. — John Green

You have to have wonderful actors for material, particularly difficult material that requires complicated performances. — John Wells

The square root of nothing. — R.D. Laing

Everyone has the brainpower to follow the stock market. If you made it through fifth-grade math, you can do it. — Peter Lynch

It takes the average human seven minutes to go to sleep, but according to Hand's Human Physiology, it takes the same average human fifteen to twenty minutes to wake up. — Stephen King

Feedback for leaders is often nuanced and difficult to deliver. That said, hearing you are passive-aggressive from 10 different people described 10 different ways becomes hard to ignore. — Scott Weiss

In the American Southwest, I began a lifelong love affair with a pile of rock. — Edward Abbey

I love being able to perform in front of people. I like potentially making a difference in somebody's day or somebody's life. — Carrie Underwood

There is no question that Iraq is one of the main problems. You'd have to be blind not to see what a magnet and generating force it's become for terrorist groups. — Otto Schily

But in order to survive in this foreign world, I had to teach myself that love was very much like a painting. The negative space between people was just as important as the positive space we occupy. — Alyson Richman

Now, in the Kingdom of School, to be asked into another child's room is like being asked inside their heart. — Catherynne M Valente

None of my books are best-sellers. In fact, the only thing that's kept me alive is the books that are in paperback. People find them, they like them, and they pass them on. — James Purdy

One puts oneself above all and crushes everything in one's way to get the best for oneself. — Ayn Rand