Funny Shayri Quotes & Sayings

I want to be a big, fleshy voluptuous woman with curves. I want a big bum, but I don't have one. — Cameron Diaz

Convincing - and confident - disciplines, say, physics, tend to use little statistical backup, while political science and economics, which have never produced anything of note, are full of elaborate statistics and statistical "evidence" (and you know that once you remove the smoke, the evidence is not evidence). — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

The human mind is capable of rationalizing any behavior. — Michael Bunker

The more the linguistic Babel corroded and disorganized parliament, the closer drew the inevitable hour of the disintegration of this Babylonian Empire, and with it the hour of freedom for my German-Austrian people. — Adolf Hitler

What we cannot bear removes us from life; what remains can be borne. — Marcus Aurelius

Failing to graduate a populace that values reading has long-term consequences for everyone. — Donalyn Miller

But Neil Josten was a Fox. Andrew called his home; Nicky called him family. Neil wasn't going to lose any of it. — Nora Sakavic

Probably there is an imperceptible touch of something permanent that one feels instinctively to adhere to true humour, whereas wit may be the mere conversational shooting up of "smartness"
a bright feather, to be blown into space the second after it is launched ... Wit seems to be counted a very poor relation to Humour ... Humour is never artificial. — Mark Twain

Entrance into Heaven is not at the hour of death, but at the moment of conversion. — Benjamin Whichcote

Springfield has always had a place in my heart. — Buffalo Bill

Even if we lose the wealth of thousands, and our life is sacrificed, we ... should keep smiling and be cheerful keeping our faith in God and Truth. — Vallabhbhai Patel

Until we can manage time, we can manage nothing else. — Peter F. Drucker