Funny Shareable Quotes & Sayings

Tremendous purity, tremendous renunciation, is the one secret of spirituality. "Neither through wealth, nor through progeny, but through renunciation alone is immortality to be reached," say the Vedas. "Sell all that thou hast and give to poor, and follow me," says the Christ. So all great saints and prophets have expressed it, and have carried it out in their lives. How can great spirituality come without renunciation? — Swami Vivekananda

I swallowed my screams whole. They went down my throat as sharp-cornered and cold as ice cubes. — Scott Westerfeld

If you believe in the maternal instinct and fail at mother love, you fail as a woman. It is a controlling idea that holds us in an iron grip. — Nancy Friday

The receipts of cookery are swelled to a volume, but a good stomach excels them all; to which nothing contributes more than industry and temperance. — Michel De Montaigne

Let's talk, you and I. Let's talk about fear. — Stephen King

I don't even like football. — Tom Hooper

We have come a long way in America because of Martin Luther King, Jr. He led a disciplined, nonviolent revolution under the rule of law, a revolution of values, a revolution of ideas. We've come a long way, but we still have a distance to go before all of our citizens embrace the idea of a truly interracial democracy, what I like to call the Beloved Community, a nation at peace with itself. — John Lewis

Multicultural teams need low-context processes. — Erin Meyer

The conversation of the mind was truer than any language, and they knew each other better than they ever could have by use of mere sight and touch. — Orson Scott Card

The trombone is too sacred for frequent use. — Felix Mendelssohn

Drawn by warm nostalgic feelings for the place and by two sweet little words: 'Open Bar.' — William E. Geist