Funny Sexually Suggestive Quotes & Sayings

There are some people that we didn't forget, but we don't smile any more when they're mentioned. — Nizar Qabbani

The advantage of literature over life is that its characters are clearly defined, and act consistently. — Jerome K. Jerome

But when Odysseus rose, that man of many devices, fixing his down-cast eyes on the ground he stood: nor his scepter swayed, either this way or that like a practiced speaker, but held it motionless, even as a man unskilled in the arts of persuasion. One would declare him mute with passion or wanting in judgment. But when he spoke, when his powerful voice went forth from his bosom, issuing words which fell like flakes of snow in winter, surely no mortal man might hope to compete with Odysseus. Lost in wonder we sat, but not, as before, at his manner. — Homer

She wondered why her normal desire to say little, to hold things closed, broke down before him, why she felt compelled to simple frankness, such as she could offer no one else. — Ayn Rand

I will never marry you. I will never have sex with you voluntarily. And the day you touch me without permission will be the day you swallow your own testicles whole. Do you understand? — Rachel Vincent

What the ancients called a clever fighter is one who not only wins, but excels in winning with ease. — Sun Tzu