Funny Sergeant Major Quotes & Sayings

My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine. — Ernest Hemingway,

LIFE is what YOU make it. Make sure it's AWESOME. — Tanya Masse

Don't we all have moments we'd rather forget, and thoughts we wished never came to us? We say things too awful to remember. — Randy Susan Meyers

Don't cry and don't rage. Understand. — Baruch Spinoza

Writing a successful novel is a great challenge, and you have to be a bit of a poet, a bit of a critic, a bit of a dramatist, a bit of a philosopher, a bit of a social scientist, to pull it off. — Anis Shivani

The principles of Buddhism have become more commonplace, which is a good thing. — Sakyong Mipham

Have you guys ever ghost hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend ... I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him, but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts. — CM Punk

I now understand what Nelle Morton meant when she said that one of the great tasks in our time is to "hear people to speech." Behind their fearful silence, our students want to find their voices, speak their voices, have their voices heard. A good teacher is one who can listen to those voices even before they are spoken-so that someday they can speak with truth and confidence. — Parker J. Palmer

Happy thoughts bring happiness, love, and success. — Debasish Mridha

Wishes are like magnifying glasses they enlarge and focus an intention that is already inside us. — Stephen Mitchell

Contrarian thinking at its best simply asks, Is this really true? It speaks up when the politically correct answer or the conventional wisdom doesn't match reality - when things simply don't work the way everyone says they should. — Larry Osborne

I feel like I'm adapting to society. I went feral a little bit. I found that when I would get back to the city, if there was any second-guessing about stuff, it would happen. — Luke Temple