Funny Senior Citizen Birthday Quotes & Sayings

There is no readier way for a man to bring his own worth into question than by endeavoring to detract from the worth of other men. — John Tillotson

All scenery in California requires distance to give it its highest charm. — Mark Twain

To look at the entire journey all at once was stupidity. You thought of it in segments; that was the only way. — Richard Matheson

May you always have a friend that is worth that name. Irish blessing — Faith Lyon

If We Not See the Beauty of our Life, Happiness will always be hide behind the Corner.

Jan Jansen — Jan Jansen

It wasn't until the show was almost over that I figured out what it was: the crack above my David Onica that I had asked the doorman to tell the superintendent to fix. On my way out this morning, I stopped at the front desk, about to complain to the doorman, when I was confronted with a NEW doorman, my age but balding and homely and FAT. Three glazed jelly doughnuts AND two steaming cups of extra-dark HOT CHOCOLATE lay on the desk in front of him beside a copy of the Post opened to the comics and it struck me that I was infinitely better-looking, more successful and richer than this poor bastard would ever be and so with a passing rush of sympathy I smiled and nodded a curt though not impolite good morning without lodging a complaint. — Bret Easton Ellis

Employ every economy consistent with thoroughness, accuracy and reliability. — Arthur C. Nielsen