Funny Senior Ad Quotes & Sayings

Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information on it. — Samuel Johnson

Get off, you look ugly (to a blood splattered player during a game) — Peter Marshall

Not so cold, some snow fell. I went inside the log cabin and said goodbye to Mother, she was so alike grandmother, just younger. — Anders Zorn

I may discuss love, and I don't mind if two men fall in love, fine. Two women, fine. But I flinch when I think of two Jewish women getting together and having a child because the idea of having two Jewish mothers makes my head explode. I have one; I couldn't handle two. — Garry Shandling

When I used to say I wanted to be anywhere but Brooklyn, I maybe didn't mean it this literally. And, I suddenly understand, I do want to be Vassa--or technically I want to make Vassa into somebody worth being. The only way to become that somebody is to live in a real, substantial world: a world that doesn't follow orders, that's just as willful and independent as I'm going to be. I can only become a whole girl in a place that offers resistance; a place that makes me fight for what I want. — Sarah Porter

The conflicts made him an indecisive mediator - a man, as someone had once observed, who couldn't keep his feet out of the shit on either side because he couldn't get the fencepost out of his ass. — Stephen R. Donaldson

In true Bastien form - and keeping in mind that he's only seven at the time - he yanks off his helmet, throws his backpack down, and lies on the ground, using the helmet for a pillow, and says to them, and I quote verbatim, 'Later, bitches. I'm done for the day. Y'all can carry me home or call for a lift. Either way, I ain't moving from here. My ass is too precious for this abuse. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Emerging markets are hugely important. — James Dyson

I'm always gonna be Joe Namath, and I'm not running from that. — Joe Namath

The better a man is, the more mistakes he will make, for the more new things he will try. — Peter Drucker

Hope for the best, plan for the worst, but also try to be prepared for the unexpected. — Radovan Kavicky

I have a phone obsession. It's really hard on set sometimes because I'll be checking Instagram, and then I have to remember, 'Oh, crap, I have to shoot a scene or rehearse.' Every now and then, I have to turn it off and live my life. — Zendaya

Sounds of sympathy from the crowd. Unrequited love they can relate to. — Suzanne Collins