Funny Self Employment Quotes & Sayings

Funny thing, employment. If you keep doing it, you keep getting paid. — N.K. Jemisin

You could get a real job," he said with a little smile.
"Fuck that," I said emphatically. "Anyway, doing what? I've got a high school diploma from years ago and no employment history whatsoever. If I got an interview for McDonald's, what am I supposed to tell them? My idea of interpersonal skills is taking two dicks at the same time. — Anna Martin