Funny Scrubs Janitor Quotes & Sayings

Rich people bring a lawyer. Latinos and blacks bring their mom. — Felipe Esparza

Boston is safe. And we're going to keep it safe. — Thomas Menino

The more mature we are, the more receptive we are. — Marianne Williamson

I'm not following any of this, you know. Beecher who?"
"Henry Ward Beecher." Another slug from the bottle. "He's a preacher. Hey, that rhymes."
Well, that answers any questions about whether the alcohol is working. — Rysa Walker

We learn and grow and become stronger as we face and survive the trials through which we must pass. — Thomas S. Monson

They shop at Dollar Tree because they don't want to get dressed up for Walmart. — Lisa Kleypas

Surrender is not that you should give up your family, give up your children, or give up your houses and homes and your properties. Surrendering is here: give up your ego to begin with and then give up your conditionings. — Nirmala Srivastava

The more you choose to do things that uplift yourself and others the more your Spirit can shine, can heal you, can lead your life. What can you do today to uplift yourself? To uplift others? — Sonia Choquette

If writers stopped writing about what happened to them, then there would be a lot of empty pages. — Elaine Liner

As a younger actor, my motivation may have been 'Do you want that job or don't you?' Now it's 'Do you want to look like crap on film?' — Liam McIntyre

You have the chief spark of your health's fire, for you have true knowledge of the hand that guides the universe. — Boethius

My mom always used to say, "You can't say I love you before you can say I." And I think that sort of makes sense. — Mindy Kaling

Mace had to be six foot three, had the prerequisite Nightingale Investigation Team killer bod; black hair, jade eyes and a jaw so square, it could be used in math class. — Kristen Ashley