Funny Scandalous Quotes & Sayings

As an OCD guy, I find change difficult. — Tim Howard

I think the environmental movement has failed in that it's used the stick too much; it's used the apocalyptic tone too much; it hasn't sold the positive aspects of being environmentally concerned and trying to pull us out. — Edward Burtynsky

Don't look at me in that tone of face. — Robin Kaye

I'm very good at plot. — Matthew Reilly

But for the matter of that, Ursus, although eccentric in manner and disposition, was too good a fellow to invoke or disperse hail, to make faces appear, to kill a man with the torment of excessive dancing, to suggest dreams fair or foul and full of terror, and to cause the birth of cocks with four wings. He had no such mischievous tricks. — Victor Hugo

Despite the failure of Velda Cannon's Depends, we'd had a great time. — Charlaine Harris

Just as you maintain your home, your car, your garden, you should look after your greatest gift: your body. — Raquel Welch

The war against British rule must continue until freedom is achieved. — Martin McGuinness

There is nothing better than expressions in words. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Our decisions, once executed, can never be erased. This is because such selections introduce a new series of conditions setting in motion events which cannot later be recalled. — Henry D. Moyle

I think we're always in the process of writing and rewriting the story of our lives, forming our experiences into a narrative that makes sense. Much of that work involves demythologizing family myths and cultural myths - getting free of what we have been told about ourselves. — Sam Keen

The first time he saw me, comatose with a head the size of 3 basketballs, he didn't even think it was me. — Amy Rankin