Funny Scam Quotes & Sayings

Because I'm an English ninja," Tanith replied. "We're just like regular ninjas, except we wear leather and flirt more. — Derek Landy

win the tournament, Harry knows that, don't — J.K. Rowling

Being a son of the pastor, I was never allowed to play Joseph or any of the big parts for political reasons. — Tom Ellis

I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack that life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than ours. — John F. Kennedy

The reason why I like theater is because it's a long journey, and no matter what role you play, we are all in it together. — Condola Rashad

Even when we think we cannot rise up, there is still hope. And sometimes we just need someone to look us in the eyes, take our hand, and say, 'you can do it now!' — Dieter F. Uchtdorf

I was perhaps the worst student you have ever seen. You know, I thought I was stupid, all my classmates thought I was stupid, so there was general agreement. — Ben Carson

Sadly, man recognises that the ideal, submissive woman he has created for himself is somehow not quite what he wanted. — Eva Figes

When the friendly jailer gave Socrates the poison cup to drink, the jailer said: "Try to bear lightly what needs must be." Socrates did. He faced death with a calmness and resignation that touched the hem of divinity. — Dale Carnegie

Johns, what the fuck are you doing?" Digger called. "You don't chat with ghosts, you fucking run like Scooby-Doo, man!"
"It's okay," Owen told them.
"Scooby-Doo!"
"Not okay," Nick cried. — Abigail Roux

Love one another. — U.S.

people are unable to process new information while they are experiencing shame. — Vicki Underland-Rosow

The day you yearn greatly for in your life, will never come so easily as you think without great sacrifice. — Auliq Ice