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thou treacherous coal-souled wank-weasel! — Christopher Moore

If another Messiah was born he could hardly do so much good as the printing-press. — Georg C. Lichtenberg

Writers should be able to fully deduct from their taxes all writing-related expenses, including alcohol, parking tickets, court judgments, fines for lewd public behavior, Zoloft, and cigarettes. — Chuck Palahniuk

It's a sin to bore people with the Bible. — Howard G. Hendricks

How could economics not be behavioral? If it isn't behavioral, what the hell is it? — Charlie Munger

He believed in nothing. Which is why his departures and his pursuit of the most intense feelings and acts were so radical, so deep and honest. The truth of life was perfectly clear to him. Nothing was made, every new morning was clear. His only challenge was inward. He had not been disillusioned or had some bad experience that he could put it all down to. He had simply seen the world and that was that. And he understood how slippery every moment was and he liked the thrill of it. Slipping from the knowable to the unknown, walking from one street to the next, being different all the time. In one afternoon he could slip from one personality to another. Why not? — Dionne Brand

She was leader of this little crew and she'd go first. Always. When she took on new members, she gave them one chance to get that right. If the words, but you're a woman. Let me take point, were ever spoken, that person was history. — Laken Cane

There are a lot of great young actors coming out of England who have maybe not gone to drama school, but I wish I had. — Ed Speleers

Even our parents seemed to agree more and more with the television version of things, listening to the reporters' inanities as though they could tell us the truth about our own lives. — Jeffrey Eugenides

As in the case of California, the wolf is at the door of America and the present administration acts as if it's a pussycat. America cannot maintain the present entitlement programs and support a government this size and keep on living on a credit card. — Charlie Daniels

We know not of the future and cannot plan for it much. — Joshua Chamberlain

City halls are always huge and ornate and topped with ancient volcanic stone towers. — Joseph Fink

Governor Romney has a great business background. He is extremely well educated. He has several degrees from Harvard, including, you know, business and including a law degree. — Clint Eastwood

When people come together around music, there's something ancient going on. It has to come from a genuine place and that's part of the challenge. You have to cultivate that authenticity everyday. — Stephan Jenkins

It's not hard to own something. Or everything. You just have to know that it's yours, and then be willing to let it go. — Neil Gaiman