Funny Sassy Yearbook Quotes & Sayings

I'm so grateful to Hugo Lindgren, Jon Kelly, and the people who gave me the opportunity to write a weekly column. It's an amazing thing to do, and when I started they both said, you know, the problem with columns is they just exist forever. — David Plotz

The brightest crowns that are worn in heaven have been tried, and smelted, and polished and glorified through the furnaces of tribulation. — Edwin Hubbel Chapin

If I hadn't learned to lay on a two-hander once in a while, I'd never have left Flin Flon. — Bobby Clarke

You get on a train, you disappear.

You write your name on the window, you disappear.

There are places like this everywhere,
places you enter as a young girl
from which you never return. — Louise Gluck

I like to try to do a little work before I do anything in the morning, even if it's a paragraph. — Sloane Crosley