Funny Sales Pitch Quotes & Sayings

Food is fabulous, and having a good relationship with it will make you healthy and happy. — Denise Austin

That's Lily all over, you know: she works like a slave preparing the ground and sowing her seed; but the day she ought to be reaping the harvest she over-sleeps herself or goes off on a picnic. — Edith Wharton

Intimacy, finally, had got the better of us. — Andrew Miller

I think I'm just trying to be myself and write songs that are honest. That's what I hear in artist's that I like. — Michael Gungor

You've given up your whole life to be the person you are now. Is it worth it? — Richard Bach

You can only have one thought at a time- make it a good one. — Lee Roberson

I wasn't exactly thrilled about it being a Lutheran organization, but when you live in Minnesota - land of lutefisk and home to no less than seven Lutheran colleges and four Lutheran seminaries - Lutherans are kind of inescapable. — Chris Stedman

The smaller the unit of government and the more restricted the functions assigned government, the less likely it is that its actions will reflect special interests rather than the general interest. — Milton Friedman

If the will is their servant then it is not sovereign, and if the will is not sovereign, we certainly cannot predicate 'freedom' of it. — Arthur W. Pink

A purpose of our lives is to broaden what we can understand and say and therefore be. — Salman Rushdie

That is the nature of women," said Don Quixote. "They reject the man who loves them and love the man who despises them. — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

One lives with so many bad deeds on one's conscience and some good intentions in one's heart. — John Dewey