Funny Runner Quotes & Sayings

Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game. — Douglas Adams

Some people are as fragile as butterflies and sensitive and it's your responsibility not to destroy them. Just because you can — Marisha Pessl

A poor fisherman who knows the beauties of the misty mornings is much richer than a wealthy man who sleeps till noon in his palace! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Life begins at eighty. — Laura Ingalls Wilder

I'm not one of these guys who is dedicated to playing or performing - that's just one facet of my life. — Dick Dale

Before high school ended, I started applying to college. It really wasn't even a choice because of the brainwashing of my parents. — Tatyana Ali

I want to do wardrobe. I want to do hair. I want to do makeup. I want to do writing. I want to do directing. I want to do all of it. I like it. And I want to do producing. — Abigail Breslin

Without death Death is dead — Silje Akselberg Iversen

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world! — James Dashner

Mary Decker Slaney, the world greatest front runner, I shouldn't be surprised to see her at the front — Ron Pickering

You are my sickness, and I want nothing to do with a cure. ~ Torin — Gena Showalter

For success, don't take the path of least resistance. Take the path of most persistence. — Michele Jennae

Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony. — Johnny Carson

How few of us appreciate the fact that a very great deal of physical suffering in after life comes from bad mental training in childhood! I do not mean suffering of an imaginary kind; I mean disease which may entirely ruin a life which might have been of use to the world, and which surely would have been happier but for the lost health. Many a chronic invalid might have preserved his health had he been taught to use his brain properly when a child. — Lyman Abbott

You're a goddam funny kid, Clivey," he said. "I got sixteen grandchildren, and there's only two of em that I think is gonna amount to duckshit, and you ain't one of em - although you're on the runner-up list - but you're the only one that can make me laugh until my balls ache. — Stephen King

All kinds of violence on the TV. You're not supposed to watch violence on the TV. Children, they can't watch it 'cause they're afraid maybe the kids will copy something they see on the TV. I can't even get a funny cartoon anymore because some 12-year-old somewhere watched a particularly violent episode of the Road Runner-Coyote show, and the next day, they found him at the bottom of a canyon, two giant springs strapped to his feet. — Norm MacDonald

To advance spiritually requires a method of practice & determination to carry it out. — Allan Lokos