Funny Rugby Commentator Quotes & Sayings

Those who stand on their toes are not steady. — Laozi

That definitely wasn't a bunch of keys in your pocket getting jiggy with my thigh. I thought you were about to rip a hole in my jeans, you were grinding so hard. — Josephine Myles

I always tell students that the first question to ask about any historical action is this: who makes money out of the deal? — Carl R. Trueman

Once you understand that God has made your mouth like a sharp sword (Isaiah 49:2), you will speak the Scriptures not only to tell stories but to transform the world around you. Perhaps that's why people said that Jesus' teaching was different than the teaching of the scribes, because he taught with authority. Why? He knew the power of the rhema words. — Diego Pineda

In a speech, the columnist Charles Krauthammer ... offered a new version of Socrates' famous saying, "The unexamined life is not worth living." In our age of bottomless self-love and obsession with our own feelings, Krauthammer suggested, "The too-examined life is not worth living either. — John Leo

I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too. — Lee Ryan