Funny Rude Valentines Day Quotes & Sayings

Six hours' sleep for a man, seven for a woman, and eight for a fool, — Napoleon Bonaparte

Sir, Your letter of the 15th is received, but Age has long since obliged me to withhold my mind from Speculations of the difficulty of those of your letter, that their are means of artificial buoyancy by which man may be supported in the Air, the Balloon has proved, and that means of directing it may be discovered is against no law of Nature and is therefore possible as in the case of Birds, but to do this by mechanical means alone in a medium so rare and unassisting as air must have the aid of some principal not yet generally known. — Thomas Jefferson

Love is my drug of choice, even if it comes laced with pain and disaster. — Jennifer Elisabeth

When it came to fabric, she was obsessed by the touch, color, and the promise that it held. Some — Nicole Mary Kelby

Those who think themselves to be civilized are not always particularly intelligent, or rational. — Sara Donati